Episode 58 – Drunk Lives of the Martyrs

Have you ever had that “St. Sebastian” feeling where you’ve been pierced with enough arrows to make you look like a beatific porcupine, but you’re not quite dead yet? Ever had your eyes (or other bits) put on a platter for the world to ogle (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Well then, this very special episode of Church Drunk is for you. Time to pour one out for the martyrs, y’all!